Be well – rounded.
Get plenty of sunshine.
Give thanks for life’s bounty.
Have a thick skin.
Keep growing.
Be outstanding in your field.
Think big!
Category: Jokes
Brillant!
Joke of the day! Broma del dia!
A magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “uno, dos…*poof*…he disappeared without a tres!
Tres = 3
Joke of the day! Broma del dia!
Una ratita se encuentra con otra ratita y le pregunta:
“Que haces, ratita?”
“Espero un ratito.”
Ratita = female mouse Ratito = male mouse Ratito = a little while
A little female mouse meets another female mouse and asks her:
“What are you doing, mouse?”
“I’m waiting for a boy mouse/I’m waiting for a little while.”
Joke of the Day! Broma del dia!
Que le dice el 1 al 10?
Para ser como yo, debes ser sincero.
Sincero = sincere Sin cero = without a zero
What does the 1 say to the 10?
To be like me, you have to be sincere/without a zero.